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RAGNAR LOTHBROK IS DEAD

ALL HAIL KING RAGNAR



So, if you are a true fan of VIKINGS, you will notice that Ragnar died in a pit of snakes, much like how he died (supposedly) in real life.

But seriously, he needed to die. It was time.

Besides, he was just too fucking weird. Maybe too much time in the wilderness? And what writer's bullshit is this? We never find out where the Hell he was? Bad writers. Bad!

Maybe some other woman will show up with a slew of Ragnar-bred pups and claim he was the king of yet another location? Or maybe he was a smelly old vagrant over in Norway?

Who knows.

In any case, this character was only supposed to last one season. Well done, Travis. Well done.

SB

P.S. Aslaug is dead. Good. I always hated that character. Lagertha rocks.

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